“not sure if im a boy or a girl”
“too many dicks for my eyes”
“im adopted”
(via matthewcoolness01)
Nasty and most gross thing i ever done with me finger. I’m on a roll, first one spider under the glade can then ants.. what’s next?!
animal abuse lol
- My aunt: Honey, you need to go swimming alot this summer so you can get skinny.
- My cousin: Swimming won't make you skinnier mom..
- My aunt: Yes it will it make you look skinny and have the beach body you want.
- My cousin: If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?
- My aunt:
- Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
- My cousin:
So, I saw my ex today after exactly one whole year after he broke up with me. He looked way cuter haha. We walked passed each other and he said “hi” to me first. I was shocked he even remembered me. Everything rushed back all the memories, everything. I’m sad that we don’t talk anymore but it’s okay, he’ll find someone better. They better treat him right.
